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Read all the latest news about our Machinima projects here.

June 19, 2006       posted by Matt "ILL Clinton" Dominianni

Tra5hTa1k LIVE at UCB

If you'll be in the New York area, you are invited to this rare opportunity to see ILL Will and Mal Content perform for and interact with a live audience. With guest, singer/songwriter Jonathan Coulton (Code Monkey.)

Thursday, June 29th
7pm
Upright Citizens Brigade Theater
307 W26th st.
$5 (cheap)
Seating is limited-

Click here for reservations,

or call:
212 366 9176

Hope to see you there.

June 1, 2006       posted by Frank "ILL Bixby" Dellario

Second Life...It's a Better Life

We got a great response regarding the segment we did spoofing Second Life in Episode 08 of TrashTalk , including numereous requests for an mp3 of the Second Life Theme song Paul Jannicola wrote and performed for it (also the voice of Mal Content). Your command is our wish master.

Feb 22, 2006       posted by Frank "ILL Bixby" Dellario

See ILL Will and Mal Content at the NY Comic Convention

We've been asked by the folks at NY/Tokyo Events to perform live at their gaming pavilion at this weeks New York Comic Convention (Javits Center, NYC, Feb 25). Specific times to be announced.

We'll be performing the live version of our new biweekly show

TrashTalk with ILL Will, a comedy talkshow that pokes fun at the world of gaming and internet culture from the inside. Check out the show and let us know what you think. You can subscribe to it via iTunes or RSS, and don't forget to spread the word.

ILL Bixby

Jan 16, 2006       posted by Frank "ILL Bixby" Dellario

Don't Send Us Your Weak and Weary, Just the Rag Dolls

We're looking for videos of funny ragdoll death animation moments from various games for a segment on our upcoming show "TrashTalk." Here's what we're looking for:

- Any death animation as long as it has ragdoll physics and looks funny or non-typical (ie. flying through the air, thumping down a stairwell, pinned to a wall etc.)

- 720x480 resolution

- No more then a minute of footage total

- AVI or Quicktime is fine with DV compression

- No DivX or other internet compression

- Do not email the file, email us a link to the file.

Don't forget to include your name and the game you used so we can list you in the credits, thanks.

ILL Bixby

Jan 12, 2006       posted by Matt "ILL Clinton" Dominianni

A New Music Video and a Mini-tour

Happy New Year. 2005 was a pretty exciting year for the ILL Clan and we're looking forward to what 2006 has in store for us.

Thanks to all of you who have expressed interest in seeing new episodes of Trash Talk with ILL Will, we got a few emails along these lines: "Dear ILL Clan, When the hell are you planning on posting some episodes already!?" The answer is: Soon! We've had the great opportunity to perform the show live in front of audiences not only at the Machinima Film Festival, but also at two well respected universities: RPI and Stanford. We also expect to be performing live again right here in NYC this month or next, and we'll be sure to let you all know when. Then we'll be posting regularly scheduled episodes soon. Really!

In the meantime, you can see the preview of

Trash Talk, or head over to Machinima.com and check out our first foray into the world of The Movies with Frank Dellario's directorial debut, " Loving You and Drinking Beer," a music video featuring a song by our own Paul "ILL Spector" Jannicola, about a guy who just can't get over a girl, or away from her.

ILL Clinton

Sept 30, 2005       posted by Matt "ILL Clinton" Dominianni

MTV2 Video Mods to feature ILL Clan "sharts"

What is a shart? It's a short art piece, otherwise known as an interstitial appearing on MTV2. We recently completed the first three of nine sharts for the

Video Mods show, and they can be seen starting tonight at 9:00. The show will be repeated again the next day at 2:00am and 10:00am. Then it will continue to be shown for the rest of the month. Check their online schedule for showtimes.

This work has been a great opportunity for us to create some new Machinima from concept to completion. The style is a definite departure from our usually cartoony look, and we look forward to doing more. Great work by the entire team, especially Andy Grant and David Krikorian for their great looking models and environments, respectively.

ILL Clinton

Sept 22, 2005       posted by Frank "ILL Bixby" Dellario

Matt and Frank Interviewed in "This Spartan Life" Machinima Talk Show

Posting a heads up about a new machinima show on the web by our good buddy Chris Burke. Chris is a sound designer and digital musician who, in addition to being a core member of the 8-bit music community, has been a part of the machinima community for awhile, producing music and sound effects for our films as well as Ethan Vogt's

Game On project for Volvo.

Chris has wanted to create his own machinima film for sometime and now as a web talk show set in the various worlds of Halo called

This Spartan Life. As host Damian, Chris interviews Matt (ILL Clinton) and I in his most recent installment, Episode 2: Module 2. Check it out.

ILL Bixby

August 8, 2005       posted by Frank "ILL Bixby" Dellario

Some Great Press in the New York Times

A wonderful article has just come out about machinima that has interviews with us and a few other machinima groups, and it's in the New York Times. The author visited us in our Brooklyn digs and as he describes in the article, was commandeered to puppeteer for us (as a violin stealing thug).

The article,

The Xbox Auteurs, was in the New York Times Sunday Magazine this past Aug 7th. Link requires a free registration to NY Times Online.

ILL Bixby

May 16, 2005       posted by Matt "ILL Clinton" Dominianni

A New Engine and some Gamer Gags

We've been pretty busy for the last few months, so we thought it's about time we updated this news page. Otherwise it wouldn't make sense to call it "news," and calling it "olds" would not only be silly, but could lead to a lawsuit from the Oldsmobile corporation.

So here's what's been going on.

First, we finished up some new Machinima clips that you can see over at

Spike TV's E3 website. They're called "Gamer Gags" and they are a series of 10 - 15 second clips with (yes you guessed it) gags about gaming. We had fun making them, and we hope you enjoy watching them. We created them using Fountainhead Entertainments Machinimation 1 toolsets, using assets created by the Quake 3 model and map community.

Another project we've been working on for a while is something we can't really say much about, since the client prefers to keep it tight lipped. But you can find out a little more about it at the well known game developer,

Virgil Tatum's website.

As part of that project we're developing a new set of tools using the Garage Games Torque engine. Using this new engine allows us a lot more control over the work we do, and so we're excited about what's to come.

Oh, and if you haven't already seen it, take a look at "

I'm Still Seeing Breen," a music video created using Half Life 2, by our very own Paul Marino.

ILL Clinton

Aug 8, 2004       posted by Frank "ILL Bixby" Dellario

A Reason to Stay or Even Visit NYC During the Republican Convention

Yes, we're performing live once again in New York City, this time as part of the

Imagine Festival of Arts, Issues & Ideas, a coalition of some of the city's finest artists, authors, producers, presenters, humorists and humanitarians. We're rubbing creative elbows with the likes of Margaret Cho, Lewis Black and E.L. Doctorow to help inspire, instigate and support civic engagement during the week of the Republican National Convention. For the first time, we'll be performing our newest show, "Larry & Lenny in Art Dealin'" as well as a special live Republican National Convention edition of "Six Minutes with Mike Whitely."

If you plan to attend, make reservations via email in advance as there is limited seating. Hope to see you there.

Where:

Cinema Classics, 332 E. 11th St.
When: Aug 28th, 8:30pm - 9:30pm
Admission: $8

Email reservations to illbixby@illclan.com. Please include full name, number of seats and phone number. Reservations will only be held five minutes prior to the start of the show. We will only contact you if the reservation is not available.

ILL Bixby

July 8, 2004       posted by Frank "ILL Bixby" Dellario

We're Performing Live at Lincoln Center

Many of our fans have been asking when our next live performance will be. Well, we not only have a date for you but a real cool location as well€-Lincoln Center. We just got word that we'll be performing live at the

New York Video Festival in the Walter Reade Theater on July 18th. The festival is put on by the Film Society of Lincoln Center (same guys who produce the NY Film Festival), who showed our work among a number of other machinima films last year. This year, they asked us to close their show with a live performance and we of course obliged.

The program that evening, "Game Engine 2," is from 9pm to 11pm with a party afterwards. We'll be going on stage at 10:45pm. Tickets can be purchased from Lincoln Center online or at the Walter Reade Theater for a meager $10.

Hope to see you there.

ILL Bixby

July 1, 2004       posted by Matt "ILL Clinton" Dominianni

Buy Our Crap!

Now you can buy stuff from us at our new store. Get yourself a cool T-Shirt or Bumper sticker supporting the only candidates worthy of your vote, while supporting us, your friends at the ILL Clan. And let me tell ya, we could really use the money. I'm getting sick of eating beans... and the other guys are getting sick of being around me when I eat beans.

We're continuing with new episodes of Lenny & Larry on the Campaign Trail, not quite on a regular basis, but often enough to keep it interesting without making us go completely insane with all the work.

Thanks for your continued support... Speaking of support, if you'd rather not be seen wearing an ILL Clan T-Shirt but you want to help us buy a meal or two, you can donate some cash using the links on the left, via PayPal, or anonymously at Amazon.com.

Thanks again!

ILL Clinton

May 17, 2004       posted by Matt "ILL Clinton" Dominianni

Episode 1 is up!

Well, it's finally finished. Episode 1 of our new series, "On The Campaign Trail with Lenny & Larry" is available for download on our

movies page.

When we set out to make this series of shorts, we all knew it would be a lot of work, but I don't think any of us (except maybe Frank) truly anticipated just how much work it would be to make a bunch of 3 minute cartoons. A nice job by everyone involved.

For those of you who pay attention to the technical side of Machinima, you may notice that we're using a great new mod called

QFusion which allows us to use Quake 2 and Quake 3 assets together. And if you've ever played the Urban Terror mod for Quake 3, you might recognize some of the environments in episode 1. By the way, we were able to get permission from most everyone who made the assets in the short, but if you made one of the maps or models, and didn't hear from us, please send me an email. Chances are we tried hard to find you but couldn't.

Episode 2 has already begun shooting, and episodes 3 and 4 are being written. So if you haven't already, please

sign up to receive update emails as each new episode is posted online.

ILL Clinton

May 5, 2004       posted by Matt "ILL Clinton" Dominianni

The Hidden Dangers of Machinima

We're pleased to announce that production is well underway for our new series of web shorts, "On The Campaign Trail with Lenny & Larry Lumberjack." Unfortunately, due to a terrible accident on the set, there's been a slight delay. You can see an outtake here that shows the dangers of working in the Machinima medium. Fortunately Larry's insurance policy covers accidental death.



Look for the new episodes later this month, and be sure to tell your friends.

ILL Clinton

March 15th, 2004       posted by Frank "ILL Bixby" Dellario

Florida Film Festival Wrapup

We did it last year and did again this yearßspent March in sunny Florida instead of frigid New York. Oh, we also performed another live show, two actually, at the

Florida Film Festival in Orlando.

Thursday we created an episode of our new show, "On the Campaign Trail with Lenny & Larry" live as part of the festival's

NextArt program. Then, on Saturday evening, Larry & Lenny shared the stage with a human MC, Peg O'Keefe, co-hosting the festival awards gala. Very exciting experience that took a great deal of coordination between us, the AV crew as well and the gala host. We'll let you know as soon as we post videos.

In-between performances, we hung out with a great group of filmmakers and animators, including the illustrious Bill Plympton, and uh, drank a bit.

Our tech setup for the awards gala, with three plasma screens showing
varous camera views as well as our server camera output.

patrick oshaughnessey frank dellario patty jenkins matt dominianni paul jannicola
Members of the ILL Clan with an assistant camera buddy of mine from
way back, Patty Jenkins, who wrote and directed some film called "Monster."
(l to r: Pat, Frank, Patty, Matt, Paul J)

Most Anticipated Game of the Year Catagory Intro
Here's a very rare site, a group of tech guys at the awards gala
actually listening to me talk. Man were they bored.

ILL Bixby

January 21st, 2004       posted by Matt "ILL Clinton" Dominianni

New Movie Available, and an interview

Now you can see excerpts from our LIVE performance from the weekend of the Machinima Film Festival on our movies page. It took 20 minutes to perform, and only 3 months to upload. :)

Plus there's a nice

interview with Frank, Paul J, and myself over at Machinima.com. Check it out if you want to find out all about... our answers to their questions.

Enjoy.

ILL Clinton

December 3rd, 2003        posted by Frank "ILL Bixby" Dellario

Animated Machinima Category Intros to Air Dec 4 on Spike TV's VGA's

Set your eyes or your Tivos's to Spike TV this Thursday, Dec 4 at 9pm for their Video Game Awards hosted by David Spade. Will the show rock? I don't know, all I know is I'll be looking out for the 8 machinima vignettes we created. They're airing sometime during the show, not sure when, possibly as the actual award category intros. If you see jumping cows, battling clowns or impatient rabbits, that's us. Full Press Release

Most Anticipated Game of the Year Catagory Intro Best Game of the Year Catagory Intro
Stills from category intro for Most Anticipated and Best Game of the year

ILL Bixby

November 19th, 2003        posted by Frank "ILL Bixby" Dellario

ILL Clan Image in Wired Magazine

Machinima is in Wired Magazine's Calendar again. Last issue it listed the Machinima Film Festival, this issue, Dec 2003, pg. 81, it not only lists Paul "ILL Robinson" Marino's talk at the Digital Video Expo West on Dec 12, but illustrates it with an image from our very own Mom's Truck Stop Diner of "Hardly Workin'" fame. It also, though an indirect reference, lists the on-air broadcast date for Spike TV's VGA awards, Dec. 4th, which we made machinima promos for.

ILL Bixby

November 13th, 2003        posted by Frank "ILL Bixby" Dellario

Spike TV Hires ILL Clan to Produce Machinima Vignettes

We're gonna be on TV Mom. Yes, Spike TV, formally TNN, approached us a few months back to produce machinima vignettes for their website to promote their upcoming Video Game Awards. Kim Morgan, the head of Spike TV online, saw the Love/Death Video Paul co-produced for the NY Video Festival this past summer. She had been a fan of our work for awhile and had wanted to find a way to use us and machinima in some way.

Everybody loves jumping cows

With the co-directors of Love/Death, David Kaplan and Dan Torop, we produced twelve 10 to 15 second vignettes introducing their various voting categories, using

Fountainhead Entertainment's Machinimation toolset and pre-existing assets: Quake III models found on Polycount and levels found on Planetquake LVL. Given the short turn around on the job, it made sense not to create new assets but instead pay the model/map makers whose content we could easily find online. Though finding some of them to get signed releases and checks to was another ballgame: with some guys hailing from Costa Rica, Germany, Russia and the UK.

The great news is that a few of the vignettes: Best Fantasy, Game of the Year to name a few, are being shown on-air as we speak. They're short so you gotta catch 'em quick. But you can definitely see all of them on

Spiketv.com.

Thanks to: Anna and everyone at Fountainhead Ent for creating a great tool, Machinimation really rocks and we obviously couldn't have produced the job with out it. Chris Burke at

Bong & Dern for doing a knock up job on creating music and sound effects. Additional thanks to Drew "rogue13" Risch from Polycount, Tig from Planetquake LVL and Paul Jaquays for helping us track down various map/model makers. The map/model makers themselves who've been great as well as excited about the project. Our co-directors David and Dan who were obviously pivotal to the job, cranking out some wonderful shorts in no time flat. And a big thanks to Kim who really fought against the odds to get this gig through at Spike, helping us prove that machinima can be cutting edge, attention getting media.

Spike TV Credits

ILL Bixby

November 8th, 2003        posted by Matt "ILL Clinton" Dominianni

New Movie Available!

I am pleased to announce that our latest short (they seem to keep getting shorter) is available for download on our movies page. It's a teaser for our new episodic show, Larry & Lenny on the Campaign Trail.

This piece was originally shown in front of the live audience at our performance here in NYC at a party the night before the Machinima Festival. We're glad to share it with those of you who couldn't make it that night.

Enjoy.

ILL Clinton

October 26th, 2003        posted by Matt "ILL Clinton" Dominianni

Machinima Film Festival & Our Latest Performance

The 2nd Annual Machinima Film Festival was a great time for all this past Saturday. Having the Machinima community in town here in NYC was a treat. I even got to spend the day touring around the sites of Manhattan & Brooklyn with the one and only Uwe Girlich, proverbial grandfather of the machinima movement.

We're pleased to announce our gratitude to the judges for awarding "Best Virtual Performance" to our live performance of Common Sense Cooking with Carl the Cook. Especially considering the other nominees in that category, (I'm sure the rest of the clan would agree,) I truly feel honored. All the nominees were great, all the awards well-deserved.

If you haven't seen the nominees and winners, be sure to stop by

Machinima.org for links.

On Saturday at the festival, The ILL Clan presented our latest cartoon, Larry & Lenny Lumberjack on the Campaign Trail live for the festival audience, which we'll be posting here as soon as we handle a few post-production tweaks. Nice work to the whole team for all their hard work, and talent. And thanks to Kerria Seabrooke and Diana Byer for handling the production and allowing us to focus on putting on a good show. Thanks also to Andrew Blevins of Vanson Studios for putting together two really great maps based on my bizarre specifications, on really short notice.

Here's the first review of the show, hopefully there'll be more. (Although I don't see how any review could be as favorable as this one by Anthony Bailey over at machinima.com.)

Thanks again to all those who helped make Common Sense Cooking with Carl the Cook possible...

id Software
Dave Wright
Maarten Goldstein
All the folks at the Florida Film Festival
The audience at the Florida Film Festival
All those who made Machinima before us and inspired us to do so
Uwe Girlich
Nvidia
All our friends and beloved for putting up with all the time we devote to our work

And if there's anyone else I forgot, someone email me and remind me. :)

ILL Clinton - Out like a light.

June 6th, 2003        posted by Matt "ILL Clinton" Dominianni

2 Projects and a Magazine

Some cool things to report. First, we're very involved with two projects. The new Apartment Zero is continuing production. Here's another model, Aletha Crumb, whom you might recognize from Hardly Workin'.

Aletha

(You can also see another character posted in a previous news entry if you scroll down.)

Larry & Lenny are also returning in another of their typical romps, only this one will be interactive. I can't say much about it since it's for a tight-lipped client. It's only a prototype for what could become a full fledged console title. That project is about halfway through production; We've already recorded half the dialogue, and animatics have begun. Loads of hard work on that one from the entire 8-Man team. (Yes, we are all men.)

Both productions are a lot of fun to work on. Hopefully the finished products will also be a lot of fun.

I feel like a blogger. But I only update every 3 months. :)

As far as magazines. There's a very nice article in a $13 magazine that's only available in the UK (that's somewhere east of Brooklyn.) The Magazine,

3D World, has a mention of Machinima on the cover, and a very hyper explanation of what it means, including this opening statement. "Machinima: The very word speaks volumes..." Uh, it does? On their contents page they've got a nice colour shot of Larry & Lenny Lumberjack, with the subtitle, "The art of Machinima-Read all about the latest 3D movie-making craze." Whoa! They make it sound like people across America have turned off the telly, put down their 36 oz diet soda, and let the SUV idle out front while they make movies with their copy of The Sims. I didn't realize it was all that.

It is a very nice article. Nicely designed, tons of great info and quotes from important folks in the Machinima community, and even a CD with Quake II and some other stuff I can't run 'cause I use a Mac. It explains Machinima nicely while also making it sound cool. Well worth the $13 you'll have to spend if you happen to be across the pond. I'm sure we'll have some scans on the site soon enough.

All in all we're busy. Busy doing things we love to do.

ILL Clinton - Out.

March 25, 2003        posted by Frank "ILL Bixby" Dellario

Machinima Performed Live

Well, we just completed another short and in typical ILL Clan fashion: it's a hilarious comedy and we've pushed ourselves and machinima a step further.

Common Sense Cooking With Carl the Cook

We were invited down to the Florida Film Festival as part of their NextArt program. In addition to showing & speaking about Machinima, we created a Machinima production live in front of the festival audience. The film, "Common Sense Cooking with Carl the Cook," was an improvised short, created using a suggestion from the audience and then filmed in-engine while the characters were puppeteered by the improvisers, who also provided the dialogue. It was a thrilling experience to say the least and everyone seemed astounded by both the presentation and Machinima as a medium.

We also held a Q&A session afterwards with not only Paul Marino on the stage but also Lenny, Larry and Carl the Cookúon screen answering questions in character. It was an awesome experience and we would really like to the thank the Enzian Theater and the staff of the Florida Film Festival for having us. We taped the Q&A and will have it available online soon.

The show was produced at the Enzian Theater in Winter Park, Florida where the bulk of the films at the festival were shown. We were on one side of the stage where three machines ran each of the characters and a forth acted as the server, running the Beefquake mod. An additional machine produced sound effects and music which, along with the dialogue and audience reaction, was recorded onto a DAT. The show was projected by a 3-chip DLP digital projector, output to by an NVIDIA Ti 4600. We have since synched up the sound and have the short on our

movies page. Check it out and listen for that wonderful audience response, it's a real trip.

- Bixby

March 4, 2003        posted by Matt "ILL Clinton" Dominianni

Breaking Quake II

The last few weeks have been very busy for us here at ILL Clan central. We've been preparing for a Live Improvised performance at The Florida Film Festival, which you can read all about on our new press page! Thanks to ILL Bixby for teaching himself HTML and getting that page posted.

We also have started work on a new machinima cartoon, with all new characters and sets. Although we still love Larry & Lenny, we've come up with a whole bunch of new characters that we know people will enjoy. We're planning on submitting proposals for an episodic cartoon show VERY soon, as well as finalizing a contract with a VERY big company for an interactive game... so cross your fingers for us, maybe we'll actually be able to afford to eat.

Here's a little sample of what's to come. It's nowhere near finished, but it still looks great!
Freddy

Oh, and I must thank Pat O'Shaughnessey, and Jim Petropolous for their recent efforts. Pat for his excellent programmming, pushing Q2 to it's limits (and breaking it) so we can have highly articulate puppets for this Florida gig. And Jim for his excellent 3D modeling of the new characters.

- Clinton

November 27, 2002        posted by Frank "ILL Bixby" Dellario

ILL Clan Shorts Inducted into the AMMI Collection

Well, it seems we're more groundbreaking then we thought. We were inducted into the permanent collection of the American Museum of the Moving Image (AMMI) along with 14 other digital media artists as part of their exhibit

'<'ALT'>' DigitalMedia. The AMMI, a NYC museum dedicated to educating the public about the art, history, technique and technology of film, television and digital media, is well known in the film business for housing the largest collection of moving image artifacts in the U.S. Now housed within that collection is our work, Hardly Workin' and Apartment Huntin'.

- Bixby

April 25, 2002       posted by Frank "ILL Bixby" Dellario

Earth calling Bixby... Hello Bixby...

Wow, CNN doesn't mess around. The two minute spot aired in the US @ 6:55am Monday morning, April 22. Mark that in your diaries friends because someday, you'll come across that blurb and go "huh?"

But for now, it's great news because it seems, a lot of people wake up to CNN before heading out to corporate hamster wheels. And what did they wake up too but ILL Robinson's mug plastered on their tube! Dare you look at it as well? You should because it was too cool to see machinima discussed on the station that gives you the world 24/7.

Clips are shown from "Apartment Huntin'" but not "Hardly Workin'" because they needed the Quake look of "AH" to convey their message. Fine with us, 'cause any exposure is good exposure. Head over to

www.cnn.com/video/index.html and check it out. Requires a Realone or CNN News account, sorry.

And who's this you ask? This isn't ILL Robinson. No it is I, ILL Bixby, awaken from the dead by, yes you guessed, rob's mug on CNN.
The horror, the horror.

- bixby